A Chinese movie producer is sitting in an exclusive restaurant in Hollywood, eating, and in one moment sees Steven Spielberg by a table next to his one. He's still thinking about saying hello to him, when, all of a sudden, Steven notices him, gets up, walks to his table and punches him in the nose... Very surprised, Chinese man cleans blood from his face, and then asks Steven:
- You arrogant American! Why did you punch me right now?
- Ah, you Japanese! My father died in Pearl Harbor... you should all pay for what you did there...
- You stupid geography ignorant! I'm _Chinese_, not Japanese, and you better learn more about geography...
- Oh, I'm sorry then... but, you know: Japanese, Chinese, Burmanese... you are all kinda same to me...
And so Steven goes back to his table, and Chinese man is still thinking something... Then, all of a sudden, he gets an idea, gets up, goes to Steven's table and punches his nose. Steven, even more surprised, cleans his face, and asks his attacker:
- You stupid... Chinese, right? What was that now for?
- That's for sinking Titanic, you fool! My grandfather died on that ship...
- Oh, I can't believe how some people stupid can be... If you didn't know, Titanic was sunk by an _iceberg_... and you better learn more about history...
- Oh, I'm so sorry then... but, you know: iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all kinda same to me...