A beautiful example of probability calculus (quoted from memory)
the chances of me making love to Claudia Schiffer, I can say I am all for
it. Since she has not been asked and I am 100% certain, I reckon that
the probability of it really happening is at least 50%"
Milorad Bibić Mosor (sports journalist from Split, chances have sadly dropped to 0, on 17 Feb 2012.)